yo vanilla kick it one time boyeeeee

Sat, 10 Apr 2004 06:31:51 GMT

now i'm like a fctional character. i only exist in the minds of the populace. i am existential, and above the law. i am raskolnikov, and am going to go kill this bitchy-ass old gypsy lady and her kid, who pro'lly deserves it, too.

okay, yeah, i am looking for love (in all the wrong places, no fine girls just ugly faces). if you want to contact me, first please PLEASE tell me, do you like guitars? because i totally like guitars. do you like the kirkland boys and girls club? i LOVE the kirkland boys and girls club. i like to go there and hang out and play basketball, even though this one kid tommy is always a total asshole and one time he was like "asswipe" to me and pulled down my gym shorts in front of ashley harrington. jerk.

i hate myself and i want to die.

-girl walks up you wish you could sex her
but she starin' at the wall like you was poindexter

i'm just a guy with a blue haircut and that's a pretty nice haircut

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 05:58:18 GMT

hey everyone! my username is kajillionaire 'cause i'm RICH and this is my new livejournal! hooray! i'm SO EXCITED because now i get to share my most private thoughts and feelings with the world, and finally everyone will recognize how POPULAR and GREAT i am! yaaaay!

today, i went to work. i got to help LOTS of customers find MY FAVORITE THING! MOVIES! don't you guys just LOVE MOVIES! i do! my favorie movie is SE7EN! WHAT'S YOURS? i like it when that one person gets MURDERED! it's so TRUE TO LIFE! yaaaay!

i don't know about you guys but i just LOVE my job! do you guys love your jobs? yaaaay!

say, don't you guys just LOVE my livejournal? yaaaay!

okay, talk to you later! bye! i love you!

love,
the luckiest guy in the world

whatever to me

yo vanilla kick it one time boyeeeee

i'm just a guy with a blue haircut and that's a pretty nice haircut